As the worm turns...

As you can see, there’s no more fancy gifs (I’m sick of the rate of transfer angelfire allows for uploading files – I bet Yoav’s grandma drive faster than that…) the idea fonts stayed, but that’s that…

The title is that of a faith no more song (early 90’s) and I do think it fits (I even have a live version of the song with a gigantic burp courtesy of Mike Patton – no Tomer, not even close to yours…); the gusts of wind were rough on Friday…

Now, about our Macabrius-Shablonius, I had enough! You think the shades made your character chic? Were you going for the “Men in Black” look? I think men in back is more like it… I think the late Jim Baloushi is better than Dortiz (even after death!), I, for one, am considering replacing my character to a crazed assassin for one session just to do him in!

As you can see I stretched the Good Idea/Bad Idea to new lengths this week (to tell you the truth, nothing happened except for our hash trip – thanks to Micha) hope you don’t mind (and even if you do…), don’t forget the new page I devoted to Yoav…

Good Idea

Having a sturdy candle.

Bad Idea

Getting a candle with a “made in Czech” sticker on it…

Good Idea

Having a good night sleep.

Better Idea

Sleeping instead of going with the crazed girlfriend to a restaurant.

Best Idea

Not having a crazy nicotine-sucking cum&tonik-mixing whip-wielding demented girlfriend in the first place.

Bad Idea

Eating like there’s no tomorrow in the game.

Worse Idea

Searching pictures in tapeworms-90cm.com and editing them after the game.

Worst Idea

Taking a nap after committing all of the above, having the “top of the tapeworm dreams to you” all night…

Good Idea

Playing a good character.

Better Idea

Playing a Good Character in a “goodie-two-shoes” Party.

Best Idea

Buying your party members presents (as opposing the usual “takers” philosophy…) as gratitude.

Bad Idea

Buying Dortiz a present.

Worse Idea

Buying Dortiz a lute.

Worst Idea

Playing any character in any party with Dortiz in the party!

Good Idea

Washing your hands after you pee.

Better Idea

Washing the sink after you pee.

Best Idea

Peeing in a clean place (i.e. not the sink).

Bad Idea

Washing your hands in the sink while you pee.

Worse Idea

Having a tapeworm as an inner pet (a sort of tamagoochi if you may…).

Worst Idea

Being a tapeworm with Tomer as a host – clinging to your life every time he farts/burps (you think it’s loud on the outside – I bet the ringing after a night in the azimut is nothing compared to what Tommy the tapeworm has to endure on a daily basis…).